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awesome!

2008-10-13T22:53:00.000-07:00

Courtesy of Sean

I Met The Walrus

2008-09-10T01:30:00.001-07:00

I love the illustrations and the interpretation of the words into visuals.

F is for...

2008-07-31T02:12:00.000-07:00

... FOXY LADY! I adore this fox-inspired clamp bracelet by Moss Mills.

But if you have a bit of a Mr Ed fetish, you can always go for this one...

Erotiture

2008-07-22T23:15:00.000-07:00

This guy came over to my place last weekend and he couldn't stop staring at my tits... he could have just said he wanted a drink!

Back to school

2008-07-21T05:30:00.000-07:00

There's something about white plimsolls that I love. It's simple, clean and goes with anything. I think it also makes me feel young again. I recently bought a pair of Shu Long, an old school Chinese brand with over 50 years of history worn by people as diverse as shaolin monks to construction workers to school kids. I bought it for 180 kuai (US$26) which I already thought was a ridiculous price until I saw them selling for more than twice that price on the website. Apparently people in Europe are going nuts over it! Suckers!

Rainbow in the Bronx

2008-07-11T21:23:00.000-07:00

This, my friends, is coordination. The pieces worn separately, they might have looked like dorks. Put together, shazam!

Picture courtesy of my good friend Davi Russo.

Butterrific!

2008-06-19T02:43:00.000-07:00

Davi, this one's for you.

Lap of Luxury

2008-06-12T00:23:00.001-07:00

Hmmm this gives the term 'lap of luxury' a whole new meaning. Trust the Japanese to come up with a cushion shaped like a submissive prostitute's lap. A penis-shaped bolster is in order.

MUTO

2008-05-18T21:40:00.001-07:00

My God, this wall-painted animation by BLU blew my socks off! It's fucking amazing.

Working Girl

2008-05-18T20:14:00.000-07:00

These cute yet bad ass accessories are from the Working Girl collection of Office Tramp, a jewellery line started by Gina Valdez. Melanie Griffith should have worn them 20 years ago in Working Girl, would have distracted from her awful hairstyle...

Left Left Left Right Left

2008-05-12T23:58:00.001-07:00

In the Left Right Project, adidas worked together with artists from the West Coast and the East Coast - Surface to Air vs. Upper Playground’s Sam Flores. Each was given free rein to paint a 15-foot Superstar sneaker. The artists converged in Venice Beach for the showdown. Very cool project.

This is crack!

2008-05-12T18:32:00.000-07:00

My 3 'S' theory applies to tech gadgets too... I am liking the look of the new Crackberry Bold!

SSS

2008-05-12T18:26:00.000-07:00

I love this tunic dress by Alexander McQueen. It passes my 3 'S' test: simple, stylish and sexy.

The world's best event organisers

2008-05-12T08:05:00.001-07:00

I went to Pangea Day in Shanghai last weekend and watched this documentary called 'A state of mind', about the mass games in North Korea... it's the most amazing huge scale choreographed event I have ever seen. Damnnnn, these people know dedication!

what if....

2008-05-12T07:46:00.000-07:00

I often wonder what I would buy first if I came into possession of a large sum of money... I think I may have found the answer. I would buy a painting from the fabulous Jose Parla...

and fill my house with prints of my favourite photographer/friend, Davi Russo...

Now I just need to get the blueprint of a bank... Not a China one though, I would have problems carrying around so many $100 bills.

Woodie

2008-05-07T08:10:00.000-07:00

Wood goes with everything. And heck, they're vegan friendly.

Break a leg

2008-05-07T06:52:00.000-07:00

Planet B-Boy is a documentary about b-boying, better known as breakdancing. Taking you to Osaka, Seoul, Paris and Las Vegas, it documents the journeys of b-boys from around the world who come together in Germany to vie for the title of World Champion. Dope.

The New Grand Tour

2008-05-02T07:09:00.000-07:00

2 days ago, I went to Beijing for the New Grand Tour by Diesel. The New Grand Tour is an episodic art project featuring revolving guest artists with hyphenated cultural and geographical backgrounds. The artists and documentary crew travel together to different parts of the globe and express through art exhibitions the subject matter of the towns and cultures they visit. The China episode features Suitman, Jose Parla, Deanne Cheuk, Rostarr and Davi Russo.

The show was fucking awesome. Mark Foster and Rey Parla are putting together a documentary on this extraordinary adventure. Thanks for letting me be a part of the experience.

Kicking up the 80s

2008-04-28T01:58:00.000-07:00

A collaboration between my friend Gio Chiappetta and British Knights comes the Purple Wizard Moccasin. The 80s are back with a vengeance! Woohooo!

My Favourite Things

2008-04-17T00:43:00.001-07:00

Man I really dig Transformers and the WWF and Criss Cross and Smucker's Goober Grape Peanut Butter. If only there was a piece of clothing that could encapsulate all of this... oh wait, I think this is IT! Dang!

Picture courtesy of my protege Chris Leung.

On tip toe

2008-04-17T00:18:00.000-07:00

Ballet heels... perfect for falling flat on your face or knees... hmm, guys might like that...

Hula Nightmare

2008-04-16T02:33:00.000-07:00

How did this...
become this...

Grab your seat

2008-04-09T18:27:00.000-07:00

This took my breath away. Designed by Victor Aleman, it is the most perfect lounge around, read, talk shit seating device I have ever seen. I bet it's comfortable too. Now I just need to find myself a loft to put it.

Cocaine comes separately

2008-04-07T19:30:00.001-07:00

Wow, they're starting to make all sorts of jewellery to aid you in your cocaine addiction. Cut, scoop, snort. Repeat.

A fisherman's delight

2008-04-06T19:17:00.000-07:00

S.N.S Herning is a Danish company that started out in 1899 making woollen sweaters for fishermen to bear the rough weather at sea. Sweaters are still crafted in the same old manner using the original machines. They look timeless and well made. Now this is what I call an investment.

P.S. They haven't changed their logo since day 1. I love it!

Bumble Bee

2008-04-06T19:10:00.000-07:00

She tries to be Westernised but her roots are still Asian...

Furry Tales

2008-03-02T20:45:00.001-08:00

Lady, you got a rabbit on your back.

Meat for Vegetarians

2008-02-18T21:26:00.001-08:00

What do you take me for?? A piece of meat? I never knew innards could look so.... raw.

X-Ray Bags

2008-02-18T21:01:00.001-08:00

Vlieger & Vandam are a husband and wife team from Rotterdam that designs the most delightful bags.

Nuts and Choc

2008-02-12T22:28:00.001-08:00

Don't know what to give your boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Tool kit, chocolate, tool kit, chocolate?? Fret no more, you can give them both... now which guy wouldn't like a chocolate spanner?

Timber!

2008-02-09T23:18:00.001-08:00

It's been ten years since Coldcut and Hexstatic released this classic audiovisual piece. It's still fucking awesome.

The Importance of Haircuts

2008-02-07T04:25:00.001-08:00

Spanish actor Javier Bardem plays the fucking-scary-as-shit-with-mushroom-haircut villain who uses a captive bolt pistol in the Coen brothers' new critically-acclaimed film, No Country for Old Men.

This is him sans mushroom haircut. What a difference a haircut makes.

My First Crush

2008-02-07T03:22:00.001-08:00

Damn. This brought a smile to my face. If you think about it, the fate of crushes are already predestined in its name... i.e. a crushed heart. Cynics unite.

Suckers!

2008-02-07T02:56:00.001-08:00

I am somewhat of a skeptic when it comes to giveaways. And then came along the Matter Box. It's a box of cool stuff from brands... stuff that you might actually want to keep. There is now a new standard in free shit. Aiiiiiight.

Suck hard on your lollipop...

2008-02-07T02:46:00.001-08:00

Mika worked with Bonzom, a group of 5 French animators, to produce this spectacular music video. Very Willy Wonka.

The Weakest Link

2008-02-07T02:08:00.000-08:00

I was at a party recently and I saw two guys wearing the venetian blind shades made popular by Mr Kanye West. Such a fine line (ahem) between dumb ass and fashion victim.

Last Call for Koala Lai... Koala Lai

2008-02-05T07:15:00.000-08:00

Koala has returned to his root(s). It was a night of drunken debauchery and rapturous laughter. So begins the mass exodus from Hong Kong. Bye bye Koala.

Striper

2008-02-05T07:08:00.000-08:00

Not only does he mix music, he mixes stripes too. And he's good at both! I hear he likes to shop too... Forget it ladies... he's spoken for.

Skating up the wall

2008-01-30T00:12:00.001-08:00

The Helping Hounds of Hell is a kickass charity event consisting of two handmade skateboard art exhibitions in Berlin. 100 boards were given out to more than 30 international artists to be painted. This shit is money.

The Science of Love

2008-01-29T19:17:00.000-08:00

I knew it. Matchmaking is a science! According to ScientificMatch, your best bet is to use your DNA to find others with a natural body fragrance you'll love, with whom you'd have healthier children, a more satisfying sex life, and more*. This little scientific experiment will cost you US$1995.95 for a lifetime membership... meaning if your partner stinks, you can always try again and again and again and again...

* This statement is based on peer-reviewed, independent studies published in distinguished scientific journals. Individual results may vary. (In other words, this might all just be bullshit)

Good things come in threes

2008-01-29T19:02:00.001-08:00

Yohji would be so proud. Oh, the Lumberjack Union too.

Picture courtesy of Natasha Garrett.

The Master of Bling

2008-01-27T19:53:00.001-08:00

Pharrell Williams designs jewellery for Louis Vuitton. Nice.

Ping Pong!

2008-01-27T19:41:00.000-08:00

Who says table tennis is a fuddy duddy sport? Japan's Naomi Yotsumuto shows you otherwise. I'm not so sure about the outfits and the flower in the hair but it sure beats nylon shorts and a T-shirt!

Going apeshit

2008-01-27T19:26:00.000-08:00

Holy shit. If there wasn't such a thing as evolution, we might look like this today. Waxing would be a big business.

Italian Stallion

2008-01-23T23:51:00.001-08:00

He isn't blonde but Rick Multari is the modern rendition of Kenneth 'Hutch' (Starsky & Hutch). All he needs now is a two-door Ford Torino. Welcome to the Ricodrome. Watch and learn.

It's your lucky day

2008-01-22T00:06:00.001-08:00

Seeing I love talking about shit...

Ring, ring

2008-01-21T23:53:00.000-08:00

Maison Martin Margiela has outdone himself again.

Pamela Anderson comes separately.

A new twist to swinging

You can't have one without the other

2008-01-21T18:44:00.001-08:00

Coffee and cigarettes sold in a convenient package at AM/PM marts in Japan. Jim Jarmusch would approve. What's next? Needles and methadone?

I Heart Mary-Janes

2008-01-21T18:32:00.000-08:00

A delightful collaboration between Brazilian shoe label Melissa and Vivienne Westwood to commemorate the British flag. God save the Queen!

Cokehead

2008-01-21T08:08:00.000-08:00

God bless America!

The Revival

2008-01-21T03:36:00.000-08:00

Remember that eighties fad, Koosh Balls?

Apparently they are making a revival.

Catty Muse

2008-01-20T18:28:00.000-08:00

I can see where John Galliano got his inspiration from but what's with looking like a panda with oral herpes?

On the night shift...

2008-01-20T01:43:00.001-08:00

High-waisted leopard skin shorts, exposed bra straps, white platforms, disheveled hair... all on a Sunday afternoon. This way to Skanktown.

Ahoy! I see land!

2008-01-19T01:33:00.001-08:00

Warning: Take seasick tablets before wearing.

Anal Probe

2008-01-18T04:14:00.001-08:00

This is in the same "this fucking disturbs me but I can't look away" range of pictures. It's a chair or toy of some sort. I don't know about you but my anus kinda tightens up when I look at this picture. Check out Longoland for more delightfully bizarre toys.

Shieeeetttt

2008-01-17T07:15:00.001-08:00

These have been around for some time but I just stumbled upon them. Meet Pee & Poo. This is so brilliant I don't know why nobody thought of it any earlier. Even shit has a market. Poopie pants, this is for you.

fur-mosexual

2008-01-17T01:42:00.001-08:00

Wearing my granny's woolen coat does not make me gay. In fact, I'll show you how slick I look in this pose (heterosexual men like posing for pictures too. just ask that actor from Prison Break... what?! he's gay? ok fine, how about Tom Cruise, Robbie Williams...)

Monster Fare

2008-01-17T01:28:00.001-08:00

If Shrek's girlfriend can take the train home, so can you.

P.S. I bet those bloomers turn Shrek on big time.

Cutting Edge Jewellery

2008-01-16T02:30:00.001-08:00

You're going to want to bend backwards for this scissor bracelet cuff.

applelonia

2008-01-15T21:39:00.001-08:00

This, my friends, is a real notebook. Man, it's so thin I'll even call it a notepad. The rest of them out there are bulky-ass TEXTBOOKS.

Introducing the MacBook Air. Recognize.

Cleopatra in da house

2008-01-15T20:45:00.001-08:00

I love the medieval vibe about this headband by Lisa Levine.

New York socialite of the moment, Arden Wohl, shows you how it's done. Ok, let's say it altogether now "It's not how well you do it or what you wear. It's about doing it with style..."

Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!

2008-01-14T21:53:00.001-08:00

Now this is how I like to be strapped up.

Punked!

2008-01-14T01:56:00.001-08:00

Ok, ok, I get it, punk is not dead. But seriously, can someone design more flattering punk clothes please?

Crouching Bimbo, Hidden Ignoramus

2008-01-13T05:04:00.000-08:00

I have just finished watching an episode of America's Next Top Model Season 9, filmed in Beijing. Please I beg you, free me from Middle America bimbos...

A recap of conversations that went on in this episode:

"I don't care. I wouldn't wear a Chinese dress anyways." (uttered by one contestant after she lost a challenge where the prize was a custom-made qipao)
"Are we done yet? I'm not really into this." (10 minutes into an elaborate skit showcasing the 4 legendary beauties of Chinese history)
"Omigod, I can't believe I am in China. Never in my life would I imagine I would come here." (of course not, you fucking dumb ignorant bimbos. maybe you should just go back to Texas and milk some cows.)

China was also referred to as the "Orient" in the show. Dude, I am not some anti-racist freedom fighter but what happened to thinking before you open your big-ass gob?

Furniture Shopping

2008-01-13T04:49:00.001-08:00

Imagine this. You are at a debutante ball dressed in the latest couture gown by Hussein Chalayan, clutch purse in one hand, glass of champagne in the other. You're bloody starving from the 3-day fast you undertook to fit into the damn dress and you want to grab the plate of yummy canapes from the waiter 3 feet away .

No hands? I think I just found a solution.

Golly wow! The dress unfolds into a coffee table! How ermm handy...

A spoonful of sugar

2008-01-12T23:30:00.000-08:00

It's a gloomy Sunday afternoon and there's nothing more I want than to be snuggled up in the stylishly simplistic yet cosy environment of Patisserie Sadaharu Aoki in Paris. Nibbling on pistachio financiers, breaking off chunks of black chocolate with green tea & sesame and hoarding jars of confitures with flavours like red berries & earl grey and rhubarb, strawberry & bitter lemon.

Shoe In The New Year

2008-01-12T22:41:00.000-08:00

Bite me! Like every other girl, I love my shoes. Australian designer Mary-Kyri Pallaras has big shoes to fill... she's been labelled Australia's answer to Manolo Blahnik. CFM* shoes have never looked so good.

* Come Fuck Me (duh?!)

Name Your Price

2008-01-12T08:52:00.001-08:00

In some countries, this is is considered streetwalker attire. In Hong Kong, it's shopping attire. Same difference if you think about it... for both, it just boils down to how much you're willing to pay.

Lady in Red

2008-01-12T05:46:00.001-08:00

This is Tina, singer extraordinaire and my personal heroine. Standing at a busy traffic light in Causeway Bay today, she saved me from a crazed 60-year-old woman with greasy hair who started kicking and spitting at me because apparently my hair had 'gotten in her face'. Good ol' Crazy Granny then proceeded to lift her frock and flash her bright red panties at us while screeching that I was an evil cunt in Cantonese. I am speechless... evil cunt... what an honour... I almost feel special.

Lesson learnt from today: always wear good underwear.

It's official.

2008-01-10T18:02:00.000-08:00

Hello Kitty is human like the rest of us. She's so busy doing 7-Eleven promotions she has no time for a social life hence the need to service herself with a dildo as big as her, while singing karaoke.

Now that you are inspired, go out and get your own Hello Pussy dildo.

Smells like sex in here...

2008-01-10T00:26:00.000-08:00

The SEX candle was a top seller at Colette in Paris over the Christmas season. Shot by *surprise, surprise* Terry Richardson (yawn...), it shows Purple Magazine editor Olivier Zahm with his thighs wide open.

IF they did actually bottle up the smell of sex in that block of wax, I would be impressed. I mean, sex sells, no?

Bean there, done that

2008-01-09T21:59:00.001-08:00

You know how sometimes you see something and it makes your skin crawl but you just can't look away? I think I'm having one of those moments...

The maestro behind these Brutus lookalikes is Takao Sakai. Using a popular Japanese dessert ingredient, adzuki beans, he smears them digitally onto people's faces. Is your face itchy yet?

He puts the 'b' in subtle...

2008-01-09T20:28:00.001-08:00

You know what they say about wearing your heart on your sleeve? This guy wears his shiny sheriff star (read: bleached anus) on his crotch. Translated loosely, it means he likes a good rim. Subtle, dude... this is subliminal messaging at its best.

Phone-peace

2008-01-09T06:07:00.000-08:00

Do you think there's a factory somewhere in China where people sit around and brainstorm the ugliest and most ridiculous designs they can think of for home phones that they can sell at a 99% profit? This one costs US$500.... 2 doves, 1 phone.

All Day Breakfast Art

2008-01-08T21:39:00.001-08:00

Being a fan of anything deep fried, Mirko's fritture resonated with me.

Perfection has its price

2008-01-08T21:04:00.001-08:00

Doesn't it make sense to have a pre-programmed timer for instant noodles so you always get the right consistency in your ramen? Not at US$25, it doesn't. If I were the inventor of this "Instant Noodle Perfector", I would take into account how different people like their instant noodles different! Soft, al dente, crunchy, soggy... I do like the design of it though, the turqoise is very reminiscent of old skool stoves...

While we are on the topic of instant noodles, a good friend of mine (who shall remain unnamed) recently told a suitor that he shouldn't treat wooing girls like making a bowl of instant noodles... what?! 3 minutes and we're ready to be your girlfriend??! I couldn't have said it better myself.

Mongoloid

2008-01-08T02:38:00.000-08:00

Go L'Incognito (NOT) with Maison Martin Margiela's first ever pair of sunglasses. The lens is moulded such that it rests on your nose directly. Available from February 2008 in selected stores.

Only for die hard Devo fans. I've got to get myself a pair...

kids these days...

2008-01-07T02:04:00.001-08:00

This is dope.

Red Hot Chilli Padi

2008-01-05T01:04:00.000-08:00

I went exploring around my neighbourhood today with Koala Lai and stumbled upon this treasure in the dusty display window of an old optical shop in Sai Ying Pun. Finally, a pair of old skool chilli red Ray-Bans Wayfarer to call my own. Ironically, a wayfarer is a person who travels from place to place, typically by foot.

Kenneth Lane is on my wrist...

2008-01-05T00:58:00.001-08:00

Someone with impeccable taste gave me this yellow and black pyramid bracelet from Kenneth Lane for Christmas. It's punk and posh all in one bracelet. I love it. Thanks Sean.

Originally a shoe designer for Christian Dior, Kenneth Jay Lane has created baubles for style gurus like Jackie Onassis and Audrey Hepburn. Something has to be said for someone who is able to make jewel-encrusted animal bracelets look so good.

A hole lot of hair

2008-01-05T00:15:00.000-08:00

I take my hat off to the designer of this ... hat. It's cold and my head is freezing but hey, I can scratch the top of my head anytime i feel like it. Life is good.

Boaring

2008-01-04T03:17:00.001-08:00

It's the little details that matter the most. Viktor & Rolf takes a dull grey pullover and gives it a new lease of life with a Rapunzel braid across the chest. Paired with a wild boar (a repeating theme in my blog) belt buckle by Miu Miu, bravo!

Bodybuilder not included

2008-01-04T00:57:00.001-08:00

My friend Jacqui showed me the raunchy delights below designed by Bernhard Willhelm. I only wish I had friends to buy them for... erm ok I lie.

Do the flamenco with nationalistic pride.

And here I was, thinking only girls wear matching clothes, shoes and ermm ... underwear.

Easy access has a new meaning.

Romantic Notions

2008-01-03T21:59:00.001-08:00

Dulcinee is a vintage clothing shop located on the Lower East Side in NYC. Named after a mysterious woman that famed Dada artist Marcel Duchamp was intrigued by, Dulcinee brings the romance back into clothes and shopping... unlike other crammed vintage shops, owner Mauren Leon displays all merchandise as one would in a gallery. I feel like a lady....

getapair

2008-01-03T21:23:00.000-08:00

As a homage to Japan, Graffiti veteran MakeOne recently got 60 street artists to personalise a pair of geta, traditional Japanese wooden slippers. How apt to wear the hippo geta on a day I'm feeling fat...

Fortune Footie

2008-01-02T22:57:00.000-08:00

Just when you thought Crocs are the stupidest and ugliest footwear available on earth, someone decides to outdo them. Say hello to the Dopie. You must really like fortune cookies if you have a personal stash of them perpetually clenched between your toes.

Fire it up!

2008-01-02T21:16:00.000-08:00

For those of you who don't already know, Shanghai is a creative hotpot. On my way to see the art galleries housed in huge airy lofts on Moganshan Lu, I caught a glimpse of these quirky graffiti drawings.

A leopard never changes its spots...

2008-01-02T18:50:00.001-08:00

There isn't an age ceiling to wearing leopard print. This 60-something-year-old woman I spotted at the Bund in Shanghai shows you how it's done!

Stumpy Wood, Princess of Thieves

2008-01-02T18:09:00.000-08:00

Do you think Friar Tuck will fancy me more in these green Robin Hood tights? After 12 mugs of bitter ale, anyone would.

Maybe I have the Shanghai Blues...

2007-12-19T21:49:00.001-08:00

I am away in Shanghai over Christmas and New Year. I promise to come back with style victories and faux pas galore. Do not miss me, only love me more. Merry Christmas everyone!

I am feeling blue...

2007-12-19T20:49:00.000-08:00

Pantone has announced Blue Iris as the Colour of the Year 2008. It reminds me of school pinafores. I like it.

In Pantone's press release, the rationale is given as "Combining the stable and calming aspects of blue with the mystical and spiritual qualities of purple, Blue Iris satisfies the need for reassurance in a complex world, while adding a hint of mystery and excitement." Enough with the mambo jambo, it's a colour, not a scientific theory!

Walking Gold Ingots

2007-12-19T19:44:00.001-08:00

Dude... I like my bling and all but seriously don't you think this is taking it a bit too far?

The Bible

2007-12-19T19:13:00.001-08:00

My good friends, Quan and Shanthi, gave me a great Christmas present last night. 2 volumes on how fashion has evolved from the 18th to the 20th century! An amazing journey of fabrics, patterns, designs put together by the Kyoto Costume Institute who firmly believes that clothing is an essential manifestation of our very being. Word.

kawaiiiiiii!

2007-12-18T19:26:00.000-08:00

Meet kiiiiiii (that's 7 'i's). u.t. and Lakin' are two girls who have known each other since they were 12. They're Japanese, live in Tokyo and sorry, they don't have a CD, only 7-inch. They love Michael Jackson, Queen, Rage Against the Machine, Sesame Street (yes the children's programme), cosmetics and pho. Their varied tastes can be heard through their experimental music complete with piano, space-like boing noises, cymbals and random English phrases. The yellow shorts, pink stockings, the high pony tail, fluffy pink drumsticks... you've gotta love them! I love the drawings!

Thanks for enlightening me, Quantanamera.

Fashionable Art

2007-12-16T19:29:00.001-08:00

This would make a kickass brooch! Check out Jen Stark's many other creations.

Festive Skank

2007-12-16T18:56:00.001-08:00

Giiiirl, I know it's Christmas and all but that doesn't give you the license to go around dressed up like a skank, ait? And damnnn, that crack of yours is devouring your white shorts like quick sand.

Fridge Magnets Wanted

2007-12-11T21:34:00.001-08:00

There's something I like about dilapidated buildings, a row of used refrigerators and old cooker ovens and graffiti all in the same picture. Only in New York, baby.

Picture by Cheryl Dunn.

Gold Digger

2007-12-11T07:44:00.000-08:00

I love money so much I had my hosiery maker embed pure gold into my leggings. That's how rich I am, bitch! Now I ain't saying I'm a gold digger but I'm a right mmmminger.

More is More

2007-12-11T07:35:00.000-08:00

I went for a wedding today at Repulse Bay. In a sea of tube dresses and bare flesh, I was relieved to find that the adage "Less is more" does not necessarily apply to fashion. Dressed in a cute short purple pleated chiffon dress with black leggings, this girl definitely demonstrated that one doesn't need to show flesh in order to look hot.

The Art of Sex

2007-12-10T19:35:00.000-08:00

I never knew butt plugs could look so ... pretty. Makes me want to buy one. I stumbled upon Kiki De Montparnasse in Lane Crawford last weekend and was delighted by these gorgeous tools of desire. Now I just need to justify paying US$85 for a butt plug.

Pyrex Butt-in
Pyrex isn't just for baked rice and souffles anymore. Talk about product diversification.
Also notice they come in different sizes.
For both small and big assholes.

Vibrator, Lubricant and Condom Gift Set

I wonder if it comes with a "Will get you off in 30 seconds" guarantee.

Belted Cock Rings
Even cocks get to dress up nowadays.

Molten Crystal Diletto
Why didn't I think of the word 'diletto' first?

24K Handcuffs with Key and Chain
The sales assistant at Lane Crawford was using the "You can even use this as a fashion accessory" sales pitch.
Ermmm right... but of course. Those handcuffs really go with my favourite Marc Jacobs boots.