Forget teetering on those 5-inch CFM shoes to make those 2 legs of ham you call your calves look a millimeter slimmer by optical illusion. Try these tres chic foot couture to draw attention away from them instead.
While I am on the topic of fancy footwear, under no circumstances should you wear the below unless you are one of the following:
a) A famous country singer with a penchant for anything denim
b) Jennifer Coolidge (a.k.a Stifler's mum) in Legally Blonde 2
c) A rooster by name or birth or personality (i.e. you're a cock!)
d) A powerfully built bipedal apelike creature between 7 and 10 feet (2.10 and 3 meters) tall, and covered in dark brown or dark reddish hair, better known as Bigfoot or Sasquatch
Then again, maybe not.
