Skating up the wall

The Helping Hounds of Hell is a kickass charity event consisting of two handmade skateboard art exhibitions in Berlin. 100 boards were given out to more than 30 international artists to be painted. This shit is money.

The Science of Love

I knew it. Matchmaking is a science! According to ScientificMatch, your best bet is to use your DNA to find others with a natural body fragrance you'll love, with whom you'd have healthier children, a more satisfying sex life, and more*. This little scientific experiment will cost you US$1995.95 for a lifetime membership... meaning if your partner stinks, you can always try again and again and again and again...

* This statement is based on peer-reviewed, independent studies published in distinguished scientific journals. Individual results may vary. (In other words, this might all just be bullshit)

Good things come in threes

Yohji would be so proud. Oh, the Lumberjack Union too.

Picture courtesy of Natasha Garrett.

The Master of Bling

Pharrell Williams designs jewellery for Louis Vuitton. Nice.

Ping Pong!

Who says table tennis is a fuddy duddy sport? Japan's Naomi Yotsumuto shows you otherwise. I'm not so sure about the outfits and the flower in the hair but it sure beats nylon shorts and a T-shirt!

Going apeshit

Holy shit. If there wasn't such a thing as evolution, we might look like this today. Waxing would be a big business.

Italian Stallion

He isn't blonde but Rick Multari is the modern rendition of Kenneth 'Hutch' (Starsky & Hutch). All he needs now is a two-door Ford Torino. Welcome to the Ricodrome. Watch and learn.

It's your lucky day

Seeing I love talking about shit...

Ring, ring

Maison Martin Margiela has outdone himself again.

Pamela Anderson comes separately.

A new twist to swinging

You can't have one without the other

Coffee and cigarettes sold in a convenient package at AM/PM marts in Japan. Jim Jarmusch would approve. What's next? Needles and methadone?

I Heart Mary-Janes

A delightful collaboration between Brazilian shoe label Melissa and Vivienne Westwood to commemorate the British flag. God save the Queen!

Cokehead

God bless America!

The Revival

Remember that eighties fad, Koosh Balls?


Apparently they are making a revival.

Catty Muse

I can see where John Galliano got his inspiration from but what's with looking like a panda with oral herpes?

On the night shift...

High-waisted leopard skin shorts, exposed bra straps, white platforms, disheveled hair... all on a Sunday afternoon. This way to Skanktown.

Ahoy! I see land!

Warning: Take seasick tablets before wearing.

Anal Probe

This is in the same "this fucking disturbs me but I can't look away" range of pictures. It's a chair or toy of some sort. I don't know about you but my anus kinda tightens up when I look at this picture. Check out Longoland for more delightfully bizarre toys.

Shieeeetttt

These have been around for some time but I just stumbled upon them. Meet Pee & Poo. This is so brilliant I don't know why nobody thought of it any earlier. Even shit has a market. Poopie pants, this is for you.

fur-mosexual

Wearing my granny's woolen coat does not make me gay. In fact, I'll show you how slick I look in this pose (heterosexual men like posing for pictures too. just ask that actor from Prison Break... what?! he's gay? ok fine, how about Tom Cruise, Robbie Williams...)

Monster Fare

If Shrek's girlfriend can take the train home, so can you.

P.S. I bet those bloomers turn Shrek on big time.

Cutting Edge Jewellery

You're going to want to bend backwards for this scissor bracelet cuff.

applelonia

This, my friends, is a real notebook. Man, it's so thin I'll even call it a notepad. The rest of them out there are bulky-ass TEXTBOOKS.

Introducing the MacBook Air. Recognize.

Cleopatra in da house

I love the medieval vibe about this headband by Lisa Levine.


New York socialite of the moment, Arden Wohl, shows you how it's done. Ok, let's say it altogether now "It's not how well you do it or what you wear. It's about doing it with style..."

Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!

Now this is how I like to be strapped up.

Punked!

Ok, ok, I get it, punk is not dead. But seriously, can someone design more flattering punk clothes please?

Crouching Bimbo, Hidden Ignoramus

I have just finished watching an episode of America's Next Top Model Season 9, filmed in Beijing. Please I beg you, free me from Middle America bimbos...

A recap of conversations that went on in this episode:

"I don't care. I wouldn't wear a Chinese dress anyways." (uttered by one contestant after she lost a challenge where the prize was a custom-made qipao)
"Are we done yet? I'm not really into this." (10 minutes into an elaborate skit showcasing the 4 legendary beauties of Chinese history)
"Omigod, I can't believe I am in China. Never in my life would I imagine I would come here." (of course not, you fucking dumb ignorant bimbos. maybe you should just go back to Texas and milk some cows.)

China was also referred to as the "Orient" in the show. Dude, I am not some anti-racist freedom fighter but what happened to thinking before you open your big-ass gob?

Furniture Shopping

Imagine this. You are at a debutante ball dressed in the latest couture gown by Hussein Chalayan, clutch purse in one hand, glass of champagne in the other. You're bloody starving from the 3-day fast you undertook to fit into the damn dress and you want to grab the plate of yummy canapes from the waiter 3 feet away .


No hands? I think I just found a solution.

Golly wow! The dress unfolds into a coffee table! How ermm handy...

A spoonful of sugar

It's a gloomy Sunday afternoon and there's nothing more I want than to be snuggled up in the stylishly simplistic yet cosy environment of Patisserie Sadaharu Aoki in Paris. Nibbling on pistachio financiers, breaking off chunks of black chocolate with green tea & sesame and hoarding jars of confitures with flavours like red berries & earl grey and rhubarb, strawberry & bitter lemon.

Shoe In The New Year

Bite me! Like every other girl, I love my shoes. Australian designer Mary-Kyri Pallaras has big shoes to fill... she's been labelled Australia's answer to Manolo Blahnik. CFM* shoes have never looked so good.

* Come Fuck Me (duh?!)