This is Tina, singer extraordinaire and my personal heroine. Standing at a busy traffic light in Causeway Bay today, she saved me from a crazed 60-year-old woman with greasy hair who started kicking and spitting at me because apparently my hair had 'gotten in her face'. Good ol' Crazy Granny then proceeded to lift her frock and flash her bright red panties at us while screeching that I was an evil cunt in Cantonese. I am speechless... evil cunt... what an honour... I almost feel special.
Lesson learnt from today: always wear good underwear.
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