I knew it. Matchmaking is a science! According to ScientificMatch, your best bet is to use your DNA to find others with a natural body fragrance you'll love, with whom you'd have healthier children, a more satisfying sex life, and more*. This little scientific experiment will cost you US$1995.95 for a lifetime membership... meaning if your partner stinks, you can always try again and again and again and again...* This statement is based on peer-reviewed, independent studies published in distinguished scientific journals. Individual results may vary. (In other words, this might all just be bullshit)
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